JERSEY DEVIL SPOTTED IN OKLAHOMA

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The monster-like creature, the Jersey Devil, was spotted in Oklahoma and has been terrorizing local residents.

Some have suggested that the creature could be a gargoyle, an El Chupacabra, or a relative of the Montauk Monster.

The image above was taken in Oklahoma and first posted on May 6 on the Wild Care Oklahoma Facebook page.

This image was sent to WWN.  It shows an Okie being attacked by the Jersey Devil:

The Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation  confirmed that the animal was a Jersey Devil and they have contacted New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, and demanded that the beast be removed from Oklahoma.

“Years ago we didn’t see much wildlife with this genetic deficiency for no hair but it is more common now.  And this is the most dangerous hairless beast on the planet,” said John Todd of the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife.

Oklahomans were told to be “on the look out” for the Jersey Devil.  And it’s best to spot him at night:

YOWIE SPOTTED IN LONDON!

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A Yowie, a big hairy beast, has been spotted roaming the streets of London.

The latest sightings took place  just north of Camden Town in London.

Hundreds of witnesses have seen the beast strolling around London.  One resident saw the creature jumping a barbed wire paddock fence before briefly pausing at the edge of a road..

The Yowie raised his arm to apparently shield its eyes from the bright high beam glare of the approaching car.

“I would have seen it for between 20 and 30 seconds,” the witness recalled.

“It was really moving at the time. It leapt the fence no problem.

“All I can remember was seeing this large black object with a solid build, lanky legs and long lanky arms.

“It wasn’t clothed … it wasn’t wearing clothes like a human.”

Witnesses say the creature runs with a fast, stooped pace. It has high shoulders and almost no neck and a small head.

“It’s like its head was shrunken into its shoulders,” he said.

The Yowie hasn’t been seen in London in over five decades.  The last time Londoners saw the Yowie, the Beatles were just becoming famous.

Many in England are speculating as to why the Yowie has returned to London.  Sources in the government say that it probably has something to do with Climate Change.

“I believe that the Yowie is being driven out of the forests by Climate Change.  This is another reason why we must tackle this issue now,” said Prince Charles.