vendredi 7 juin 2013

Yes, it's a chocolate Anus (happy Friday!)

One of the more cool things that I did at the College has been making chocolate vaginas. Seriously. I then peddled said vaginas to the guys at frat unsuspecting in the middle of the campus with fellow feminists fab we collected funds for our annual production of the Vagina Monologues. (The look on the faces of these guys when we asked them if they wanted to buy a vag to eat during their next course?) No awards.)

But while I can totes appreciate a confectionery of sex - especially on behalf of livestock moolah organ for combating domestic violence - I must say that I am a little concerned about the idea of actually eating a. Maybe I am a total weirdo but chomping on an edible vag just made my own hoo - ha wrong - they are just a realistic littletoo.

(Chocolate tits, however, are a little less scary. Type.)

However, breasts and pale chocolate vaginas compared to a line of, Yes, chocolate anus that get a lot of attention today. (Say that they have been the butt of many jokes. Bahahaha!)

Founded in Britain, edible Anus is - what else? -Edible anus apparently created after taking a mould of the starfish of the real woman. (You have to wonder what the process of application for this concert was as... or, perhaps, not.)

According to their website, they are not only delicious Belgian chocolates - they are delicious Belgian chocolates that can change the world. "The range of the anus may dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation," the company proclaims. Well, at least there is a good message (heh) behind them... but, seriously, if you're not a habitual, erm, tosser salad, would you really want to put one in your mouth?

We do not think so.

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Photo: Via edible Anus

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